Perfect for those summer nights by the campfire with your new friends from university. Laughing, reminiscing. Not at all worried that everyone but you will go on to have their dream careers, and that you’ll be stuck with loads of student debt—a broke fraud. Sorry, what was that? Oh, yeah, this is a product description of a light summer hoodie. It has a P.U. patch sewn on the front. The official crest is screened on the back. And it comes with two colours of cinching bands, each equally incapable of hiding you away, no matter how hard you tug.

You know they can still see you, right?

• Unisex sizing
• Cotton/polyester light blend
• Cream and burgundy lace colour choices
• Shipping costs vary by region